Leaked conversation between selectors while picking the India squad against Australia

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Nothing is impossible. Especially for our sources right? We have got a sneak peak into the conversation that went on between the selectors as they discussed the squad for the India-Australia series. Here’s what happened:

(The name of the selectors hasn’t been revealed to protect their identity)

Selector 1: Hi everyone! We’re here to decide the Indian squad for the Australian series. May the proceedings begin.

Selector 2: so what’s going to be the first point of discussion?

Selector 3: Opening combination. I feel.. (Phone rings) Give me a minute please.

*Haa mooli ke parathe banao khaane ke liye*

Coming back, I feel Shikhar Dhawan deserves to be in the squad.

Selector 4: What? WHY? He suc… err I mean he’s hasn’t been quite successful.

Selector 3: He has a good mustache.

Selector 4: so does Anil Kapoor! Doesn’t mean we pick him!

Selector 5: What about Gautam Gambhir?

Selector 3: He hasn’t been (phone rings) *haa jee, saath mein raita bhi ho jaaye aur pudine wali chutney*

Selector 5: kya baat hai jee! Gharpe khaane bulaoge nahi?

Selector 1: SHUT UP! We’re here to discuss about the team! So guys, what you think about KL Rahul’s form?

Selector 2: One chota gold flake lasts longer than his innings.

Selector 5: Oh you’d me craving for one, lighter hai kya?

Selector 1: YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO SMOKE HERE!

Selector 2: Let’s discuss the spinners, it’s easy, to begin with.

Selector 3: yes so we could’ve Ash and (phone rings) *haa parathe ekdum garam chahiye*

Selector 1: Why doesn’t your wife stop calling you?

Selector 3: Woh Jio sirf 31st March tak free hai na, so vasool rahi hai!

Selector 1: Enough! Now mobiles switched off! Discuss the team and get on with the squad.

Selector 4: What do you think about Harbhajan Singh?

Selector 5: we’ve Kumble to mentor the spinners!

Selector 4: No I meant for the team. What about Chahal?

Selector 5: Test match selection hai, baccha itni dhoop mein khelega toh dehydration ho jayega

Selector 2: Pacers ke liye koi suggestion?

Selector 4: Jise bhi lelo, kaam toh Ashwin Jadeja hee poora karenge!

(Laughter)

Selector 1: GUYS BE SERIOUS!

Selector 5: Ek kaam Karo Sreesanth ko bula lo, roz rota hai Twitter pe

Selector 3: Binny ka kya haal chaal hai?

Selector 2: Uska kaam Pandya bade zimmedari se nibha raha hai.

Selector 3: Parthiv ka naam discuss nahi karna?

Selector 5: Uski school ne usko leave nahi di.

(laughter erupts)

Selector 1: SCREW THIS! LET US STICK WITH THE SAME SQUAD that went to BANGLADESH!

Selector 2: Ab yeh hui na baat.

(Selector 1 leaves after banging the door, Selector 2 orders tea while selector 3 requests some bhajiya as well)

Disclaimer: All the characters, story, content is work of fiction and meant for entertainment purpose only.

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