SH*T News of the day: Yograj Singh issues fatwa

Shit News making debut with Yograj Singh.

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Yograj Singh father of Indian cricketer Yuvraj Singh. (Photo by Keshav Singh/Hindustan Times via Getty Images)

In the recent past, there have been clear reports of Yograj Singh being miffed with former Indian captain Mahendra Singh Dhoni for some or the other reason. The first instance was when his son Yuvraj Singh wasn’t picked in the national squad for World Cup 2015.

He had termed Dhoni as Raavana. While what he meant was the ten faced Raavan, Dhoni, being the cool man he mistook it as RaOne, the superhero movie which even Shah Rukh Khan doesn’t remember featuring in.

SHIT news sources had earlier revealed reports of Black Day being observed at Yograj Singh’s residence when MS Dhoni played a match winning knock for RPS against Hyderabad. Unhappy with the opposition’s bowling, Yograj even offered to coach them but wasn’t allowed to enter the team hotel.

After all his efforts failed, Yograj seems to have finally found a way to motivate the bowlers in getting Dhoni out quickly. He issued a fatwa in the wee hours of the morning that whichever player gets Dhoni’s wicket would be gifted a Patiala peg at a special discount. The news spread like a wildfire in the IPL camp.

However, the non-drinkers didn’t seem quite amused with the fatwa. They didn’t know how to respond to this. But Yograj quickly found a solution to that problem as well. To please them, he announced an alternative reward of a full Punjabi Lassi for them at discounted prices.

Even then, confusion has been doing rounds ever since the announcement was made. Ashok Dinda wanted more clarity in the fatwa. He was quoted as saying, ‘Since I don’t think I’ll get another game this season, I wanted to know if wickets taken in the net practice count too? Yograj Singh needs to issue the terms clearly.’

When Sh*t News team tried to contact MS Dhoni on his views, the phone was received by Manoj Tiwary who told, ‘Mahi bhai is busy playing FIFA, call later please.’

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