Jimmy Neesham has a busy day trolling everyone on Twitter
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Jimmy Neesham has a busy day trolling everyone on Twitter: Jimmy Neesham, who was dropped from the Kiwi squad after the first Test in Brisbane, was busy posting funny tweets, talking about the day’s play. The Kiwi all-rounder was ruled out of the New Zealand team after picking up a back injury in the first Test. New Zealand is currently playing Australia in the 3rd Test of the Test series which also happens to be the first ever day-night Tests match and the first time the Pink ball has been used.
But, Neesham’s sarcastic take on the ongoing “Pink Test” is very hilarious. He has been offering valuable advice to the cricketers as well his fans (which would make you laugh). He pointed out the double standards by the commentators and also reminded everyone that Test cricket used to be a day game. He also pointed out that how the ball can no longer be referred to as a red cherry and suggested to called it a pomegranate!
Some of his tweets were so funny that fans suggested him to start a cricket troll page. But Neesham dismissed the idea of starting a troll page and called trolling as the lowest form of humour. Going by the frequency of his tweets, it is sure that he is keenly following the 3rd Test and is noting all the moments which could be made fun of on the social networking site.
Here is what Neesham has been tweeting throughout the day:
I don't care what you do in your own time but when you're on the field can you please concentrate on the cricket. pic.twitter.com/VHy7c3qlCt
— Jimmy Neesham (@JimmyNeesh) November 28, 2015
Ok so the ball's not red so Warnie can't call it a cherry anymore. I'm just waiting for "oh wow that's a great pomegranate from boult."
— Jimmy Neesham (@JimmyNeesh) November 27, 2015
Lyon straight drive – "That's the shot of a proper batsman"
Boult straight drive – "IT'S THE SHOT OF HIS LIFE HE'LL NEVER PLAY IT AGAIN"
— Jimmy Neesham (@JimmyNeesh) November 28, 2015
https://twitter.com/JimmyNeesh/status/670489394504036352
Ok so the ball's not red so Warnie can't call it a cherry anymore. I'm just waiting for "oh wow that's a great pomegranate from boult."
— Jimmy Neesham (@JimmyNeesh) November 27, 2015
"80 overs have passed so New Zealand can choose to take the new papaya."
— Jimmy Neesham (@JimmyNeesh) November 27, 2015
First ever erectile dysfunction ad during a day night Test. Historic.
— Jimmy Neesham (@JimmyNeesh) November 27, 2015
https://twitter.com/JimmyNeesh/status/670416987894353923
https://twitter.com/JimmyNeesh/status/670475500632977408
https://twitter.com/JimmyNeesh/status/670486451407056896
"There's a mark on the bat but it could've come from anywhere."
Today is the day I start wacking myself on the helmet as the bowler runs in
— Jimmy Neesham (@JimmyNeesh) November 28, 2015
https://twitter.com/JimmyNeesh/status/670482775888138240
Has anyone else ever heard of semantic satiation? It's when you hear a word so much it loses all meaning to you. #historic
— Jimmy Neesham (@JimmyNeesh) November 27, 2015
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