Humour: A sneak peak into the Indian dressingroom after the 2nd ODI

India suffered another demoralizing defeat to the hands of the mighty Aussies in the 2nd ODI. The team was down after suffering a loss and there were big discussions going on in the Indian change room. Our source in the Indian dressing room overheard the conversation between Indian team players following their loss to Australia. The excerpts are:-

Rohit Sharma: Another 100, another loss. Again century gone in vain.

MS Dhoni: I am fed up of Ishant and Yadav. DON’T WE HAVE ANY OTHER bowlers??

Varun Aaron: I’m there na

Vinay Kumar: Me too

MS Dhoni: FACEPALM!!

Ishant Sharma: I think we were 20-30 runs short.

Umesh Yadav: Absolutely right! I think we were 50 runs short.

Virat Kohli: You both just shut up BC!! One dropped a catch and bowled wides while other gifted runs at the batsman’s will.

Umesh Yadav: BUT I bowled out SMITH today!

Ravindra Jadeja: LMAO! Seriously? I blew some mud into his eyes, so he couldn’t watch the ball.

Ajinkya Rahane: Even Ashwin flopped again.

Ravichandran Ashwin: At least, I didn’t waste balls in the end like you! Could’ve scored 20-30 more.

Rohit: If any bowler again spoke of scoring more runs, CHAPPAL NIKAAL KAR MARUNGA (I’ll beat him with my shoes).

Dhoni: Calm down Rohit, next match we’ll try to score 400 so that even our bowlers can’t win the game for Australia.

(Everyone look at Rohit Sharma)

Rohit: Why the hell are everyone STARING me now?

Shikhar Dhawan: LOL!

Kohli: Do whatever you want! JUST Don’t run me out!!

Rohit: Sigh.

(Ravi Shastri entered the dressing room and players escape from him as they rush off to the team bus)

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